SPRING, TEXAS EDITIONVOL. 7 • NO. --PRICE: ONE HUG
THE HAZEL GAZETTE
All the Hazel news that's fit to print • Est. February 4, 2019
Local Snow Leopard Expert Will Take Your Questions
SPRING, TX — Hazel, age 7, sat down with this paper for an open-ended interview and declared she will answer questions about "normal things": favorites, math, and everything about cats. Sources confirm she keeps no secrets.
By DAD, Staff Reporter
Front Page Exclusive
The Facts
BornFeb 4, 2019
ConfigTWIN (w/ Bennett)
HQSpring, TX
BeatSnow leopards & big cats
StatusON THE RECORD
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Master rank, MagiQuest
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Motor DeskVehicle of Record
⚡ THE BEAST XL
The famous ride-on car of Hawthorn Shadow Court. Seating for the whole crew, radio at full volume. Command structure: Driver — HAZEL. Navigation — Bennett. She doesn't ask twice.
HAZEL
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In This IssueStanding Sections
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The Snow Leopard Beat
Our chief correspondent on the ghost of the mountains. Ongoing coverage, deep expertise, strong opinions.
SEC. B
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Big Cat Bureau
All other cats: house cats, lions, tigers, cheetahs. If it purrs, chuffs, or roars, this desk covers it.
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The Interview Desk
She loves to be asked questions and answers on the record. No secrets. See today's interview below.
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Motor Desk
Beast XL operations, plus bikes, scooters, and razors of the greater cul-de-sac region.
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The Magic Pages
Master Magi, MagiQuest, Great Wolf Lodge. Rank formally conferred, necklace on display.
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Playground Gazette
Imaginative operations, directed and produced by Hazel. The cul-de-sac follows her lead.
The Gazette asks, Hazel answers. Math questions get checked by the machine. Favorite-things answers are saved to the archive — that takes the press pass. WIRE: ...
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Press the button for a question...
Math streak: 0 • Best ever: 0
🐆 Cat Facts Bureau
Snow leopards and all other cats. One fact per button press — including ones Hazel maybe didn't know yet.
Press the button for today's cat report...
🗞️ On the Record — The Hazel Archive
Every interview answer Hazel has saved, newest first. Anyone can read the record. Only the press pass can change it.
No answers on the record yet. The interview starts when Hazel says it starts.
Back PagesWeather • Puzzles • Classifieds
🌤️ The Weather Page
Live conditions over Spring, Texas — checked fresh every time the paper opens.
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Checking the sky...
POOL DAY: CHECKING...
🧩 The Puzzles Page
One riddle at a time. Think first. Peeking is legal but the Gazette will know.
Press the button for a riddle...
📌 The Classifieds
Notices, wants, and offers from the Gazette community. All sales final. All payments in hugs.